An old couple admiring a painting of Cosmo Kramer said it best: “He’s a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away…”

The Nike Zoom Kobe VII “What the Kobe” is a bizzarre combination of styles that is as intriguing to decipher as it is painful to look at.  Clashing colors adorn Dart Frog and Cheetah uppers for an overall effect that resembles the innards of a pinata spilling from the pockets of an overweight child’s desert-camo jean shorts.

No drop date or pricing info is available yet, so stay tuned.  You know, if you actually want to buy a shoe that repels women and shames your ancestors.

As always, we’ll keep you posted on any future updates and release info @kicksologists or on Facebook.

Care of Sneaker Freaker.

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